Jewelry designs speak volumes without saying a word. Styles like four prong–set diamond engagement rings say “I’m timeless,” while floral motifs whisper adoration for pretty effects. But the big, blocky Funky Bling ring from Swedish import to New York City Efva Attling of Efva Attling Designs, has a decidedly more aggressive message: “Don’t mess with me.”

The diamond-studded white gold number is hard to miss. Its rectangular top measures more than an inch in length and is peppered with nearly 3 carats of melee. Still, don’t let the sparkle distract you from its powerful profile. The piece would surely leave a mark if a wearer were aggravated enough to plant it in someone’s jaw. If you see this ring coming down the street, respectfully step aside and let the owner pass—because she may be packing more than just good taste.

Funky Bling ring in 18k white gold with 2.9 cts. t.w. diamonds; $15,715

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